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Terms and Conditions


Effective Date: May 17, 2025

Welcome to Fuck You, I Have Cancer (https://www.fyouihavecancer.com). By using this website, you agree to the following terms and conditions. Please read them carefully.

1. Products and Orders (U.S. Only)

We currently only accept and ship orders within the United States.
We sell a limited selection of items, including bumper stickers and baseball caps. By placing an order, you agree that:

  • All purchases are final.

  • No refunds or returns are accepted unless the item arrives damaged.

  • If your order arrives damaged, please contact us through the "Contact" link above within 7 days of delivery with your order number and photos of the damaged item. We will either replace the item or issue a refund at our discretion.

2. Shipping Policy

  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 5 to 7 business days from the date of purchase.

  • You will receive an email confirmation with tracking info when your order ships.

  • We are not responsible for delays caused by USPS or other shipping carriers.

3. Donations

Donations made through the website go directly toward the creator's cancer treatment and care costs.
Donations are voluntary and non-refundable.

4. User Conduct

You agree not to use the website in any way that:

  • Violates any local, state, or federal laws;

  • Infringes on intellectual property rights;

  • Involves harassment, hate speech, or inappropriate content.

5. Intellectual Property

All content on this website (text, images, logos, designs) is the property of Fuck You, I Have Cancer and may not be copied, sold, or used without written permission.

6. Limitation of Liability

We do our best to keep the website running smoothly and your information secure, but:

  • We are not liable for any damages resulting from use of the site or from ordering products.

  • We are not responsible for third-party services (like payment processors or shipping companies).

7. Privacy

Please see our Privacy Policy for how we collect and use your information.

8. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms and Conditions from time to time. Changes will be posted here with a new effective date. Continued use of the site means you accept the updated terms.

9. Contact Us

If you have any questions about these Terms, please email: hello@fyouihavecancer.com