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Privacy Policy

Effective Date: May 17, 2025

Welcome to Fuck You, I Have Cancer (https://www.fyouihavecancer.com). We value your privacy and are committed to protecting any personal information you share with us while using our site to purchase merchandise or make a donation.

1. What Information We Collect

We collect only the information necessary to process your orders, accept donations, and operate the website.

Information You Provide Voluntarily:
  • Name

  • Shipping address

  • Email address

  • Payment information (via third-party payment processors)

Information Collected Automatically:
  • IP address

  • Browser type and version

  • Pages visited and referring website

  • Time and date of visit

This data helps us keep the site running smoothly and securely.

2. How We Use Your Information

We use your information to:

  • Process and ship orders (e.g., bumper stickers, hats)

  • Accept and acknowledge donations

  • Send confirmation emails or respond to your questions

  • Improve the site’s functionality and performance

  • Detect or prevent fraud and misuse

We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information to third parties.

3. Third-Party Services

We use secure third-party services (such as payment processors and shipping providers) to fulfill orders and process donations. These services may have access to limited personal data solely for those purposes.

5. Data Security

We take reasonable steps to protect your data using technical and organizational measures. However, no system is 100% secure, so please use the site with that understanding.

6. Children’s Privacy

This site is not intended for individuals under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personal data from children.

7. Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Any changes will be posted on this page with a revised "Effective Date."

8. Contact Us

Questions or concerns about this Privacy Policy? Please fill out a message through the "Contact" link above.